Beauty Contest...

The human has a strange sense of humor, she's entered me into a beauty contest.  I really don't have time for such silly things, but... oh the other hand, I am fabulous, beautiful, and have some killer hair.  Perhaps it won't be as bad as I think.  I wonder if I can get a new outfit.  I've had my eye on a few things including a killer pair of Louboutins... The human needs to chop to it!